Posts Tagged ‘Sperm’
The sperm is the smallest cell in the body, whilst the egg is the largest, it is estimated that it will take 175,000 sperm to weigh as much as a female egg, which is a lot of sperm!
Each of your sperm takes a long journey to maturity, spending 64 days growing into sperm, after which they move into the epidiymis (a 20 foot long series of thin coiled tubes) for another 12 days, where they gather together, learn to swim and mature. They are then ready for their next challenge to beat the others in the race for the egg.
Like every cell in our body sperm need a balanced diet to give them energy and to help them on their way. Sperm is made up of sugar, protein, Vitamin C, zinc and prostaglandins, all of which help the fuel sperm on his journey.
Sperm only makes up about 5% of what you actually ejaculate, the other alkaline substances, some of which will help protect the sperm from hazards as they swim through the females acid vagina make up the rest.
After approximately 90 seconds the sperm reaches the cervix. Its journey which can take from anything from 5 minutes to 1 hour continues up through the womb, (and) into the fallopian tubes and on towards the egg, which all sounds a little tiring.
Sperm survival will depend upon the state of the cervical fluid and how close a woman is to ovulation. Sperm can live up to approximately 5 days in fertile cervical fluid. So even if you haven’t had penetrative intercourse you can still get her pregnant.
Both quantity and quality of the sperm are important determinants of fertility. A man is considered clinically infertile if his sperm concentration falls below 20 million/ml semen. This cut-off level was chosen because it is recommended by the World Health Organisation (WHO) as the cut-off level to determine a man’s fertility status
The use of ultraviolet (UV) light can be of great assistance in many forms of forensic investigation. Since body fluids like CUM (semen), saliva, perspiration and vaginal fluids are naturally fluorescent, the use of a UV light source offers a unique method for locating these stains. The dried bodily fluids will naturally fluoresce when illuminated with UV light source. We can then isolate the exact location of the stain(s) to test, instead of testing the entire, large pieces of evidence such as a mattress, a carpet, a sheet, an article of clothing, etc.
It has been scientifically shown that marijuana use can impair male fertility. Studies conducted in rats have concluded that marijuana causes decreased CUM (sperm) production (spermatogenesis), decreased number of developing germ cells and decreased number of Leydig cells in the testis (cells responsible for testosterone secretion).
A recent study, conducted at the University of Buffalo in New York in 1998, reports that marijuana affects sperm function by compromising its ability to get to and fertilize the egg. The study attributes the cause to cannabinoids (compounds found in marijuana). These cannabinoids are similar to natural body substances called anandamides. University scientists believe that anandamides function in helping sperm get to and fertilize the egg. It is believed that marijuana cannabinoids are chemically similar to anandamides. Receptors meant to respond to anadamines may also respond to cannabinoids. By responding to the wrong body substance successful fertilizing of the egg may not occur.
Human sperm comes in three varieties, mixed. Some drive toward the egg, the other two exist only to kill, or to obstruct, other men’s CUM (sperm).
The relative proportions found in semen depends on the man’s belief at the time of ejaculation about whether his are the only sperm there.
This says a lot about our evolutionary past.
Semen: se-men n. A viscous, whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and serving as their transporting medium. [Middle English, from Latin.] Some common terms are:
- Seminary, sperm and seminal fluid
- emission and ejeculate
- Load
- Tadpoles
- disseminate
- pecker golly
- baby maker / pudding / sugar / sauce
- love drops, love jelly and love fluid
- to climax, to come or just cum
- cream or sour cream and even penis or man milk
- potato soup and protein frappe
- gisim / gyt / ick / jism / jit / jiz / jizz / jizzim / jizzpressie
- Our manjizz or malejizz
- Spunk, spoof, sprog, yuck and warm
- manjam and male jelly
- man-milk, man mustard
- seed (actually analogous to pollen, since, seed is a plant zygote) and to sow and even season it
- your wad or wadd as in shoot your wad
- funk / splunk / spooge / spoogie / spuge / spunk
- to spew or squirt, also cockspit, slime, cum-snot, or even dick flem
- mayonnaise, milky way or even nectar
- quaq, quim, sploit, ssoap and scum
- salt water, salty tea and saltsauce
- pearl jam / pearl necklace (when seen on the chest of a recipient of an ejaculation)
- Juice including Go-Go Juice, dingleberry juice and juice of life / love juice
- liquid, oyster, mineral paste, marble and nut
- new age facial moisteriser
















