Posts Tagged ‘cum’
Human sperm comes in three varieties, mixed. Some drive toward the egg, the other two exist only to kill, or to obstruct, other men’s CUM (sperm).
The relative proportions found in semen depends on the man’s belief at the time of ejaculation about whether his are the only sperm there.
This says a lot about our evolutionary past.
Semen: se-men n. A viscous, whitish secretion of the male reproductive organs, containing spermatozoa and serving as their transporting medium. [Middle English, from Latin.] Some common terms are:
- Seminary, sperm and seminal fluid
- emission and ejeculate
- Load
- Tadpoles
- disseminate
- pecker golly
- baby maker / pudding / sugar / sauce
- love drops, love jelly and love fluid
- to climax, to come or just cum
- cream or sour cream and even penis or man milk
- potato soup and protein frappe
- gisim / gyt / ick / jism / jit / jiz / jizz / jizzim / jizzpressie
- Our manjizz or malejizz
- Spunk, spoof, sprog, yuck and warm
- manjam and male jelly
- man-milk, man mustard
- seed (actually analogous to pollen, since, seed is a plant zygote) and to sow and even season it
- your wad or wadd as in shoot your wad
- funk / splunk / spooge / spoogie / spuge / spunk
- to spew or squirt, also cockspit, slime, cum-snot, or even dick flem
- mayonnaise, milky way or even nectar
- quaq, quim, sploit, ssoap and scum
- salt water, salty tea and saltsauce
- pearl jam / pearl necklace (when seen on the chest of a recipient of an ejaculation)
- Juice including Go-Go Juice, dingleberry juice and juice of life / love juice
- liquid, oyster, mineral paste, marble and nut
- new age facial moisteriser


















