The sperm is the smallest cell in the body, whilst the egg is the largest, it is estimated that it will take 175,000 sperm to weigh as much as a female egg, which is a lot of sperm!

Each of your sperm takes a long journey to maturity, spending 64 days growing into sperm, after which they move into the epidiymis (a 20 foot long series of thin coiled tubes) for another 12 days, where they gather together, learn to swim and mature. They are then ready for their next challenge to beat the others in the race for the egg.

Like every cell in our body sperm need a balanced diet to give them energy and to help them on their way. Sperm is made up of sugar, protein, Vitamin C, zinc and prostaglandins, all of which help the fuel sperm on his journey.

Sperm only makes up about 5% of what you actually ejaculate, the other alkaline substances, some of which will help protect the sperm from hazards as they swim through the females acid vagina make up the rest.

After approximately 90 seconds the sperm reaches the cervix. Its journey which can take from anything from 5 minutes to 1 hour continues up through the womb, (and) into the fallopian tubes and on towards the egg, which all sounds a little tiring.

Sperm survival will depend upon the state of the cervical fluid and how close a woman is to ovulation. Sperm can live up to approximately 5 days in fertile cervical fluid. So even if you haven’t had penetrative intercourse you can still get her pregnant.

Both quantity and quality of the sperm are important determinants of fertility. A man is considered clinically infertile if his sperm concentration falls below 20 million/ml semen. This cut-off level was chosen because it is recommended by the World Health Organisation (WHO) as the cut-off level to determine a man’s fertility status

The benefit of applying semen
to the skin has been discussed
many times in history.

While no scientific research has yet provided the
definitive answer on the benefits of applying
Cum to skin those who practices its
application claim it gives them a
softer more healthy complexion.

So what are the active ingredients in Sperm?

There certainly are many active ingredients in Cum. The average man produces about 3.5 mL (1-2 teaspoons) of semen per ejaculation , which contains:

water
ascorbic acid (vitamin C)
blood-group antigens
calcium (just like milk!)
chlorine (natural cleaning agent!)
cholesterol, citric acid, creatine, deoxyribonucleic acid, fructose, glutathione, hyaluronidase, inositol, lactic acid, magnesium, nitrogen, phosphorus and potassium
prostaglandins (fatty acids that, while not a hormone, perform hormone-like functions)
purine, pyrimidine, pyruvic acid
sodium (good to have, especially if you’ve been sweating a lot)
sorbitol, spermidine, spermine
vitamin B12 and zinc

It sure doesn’t look like a good moisturizer, does it? Salt, uric acid, alcohol, zinc and chlorine aren’t exactly known for making your skin soft and smooth. It’s about 95 percent water, with the rest comprised of sperm, sugar and a few trace nutrients, among them, vitamin C and zinc. While there is no research showing that semen is good for skin – it’s certainly not harmful either.

Some people think the food guys eat has an impact on sperm taste. Food containing naturally-occurring sugars, such as fruit (and even real ale) are believed to produce a finer vintage. Red meat, and diets rich in dairy produce may not go down so well, so guys should go easy on the milk and cheese, as well as onions and garlic – just be aware that these are foods that play an important role in a balanced diet, so don’t cut it out completely! Smoking, alcohol and coffee are also thought to mess with semen taste, as are your state of health and any medication you might be taking.

Check out more in our pages about CUM Eating and CUM drinking inlcluding links to pictures and movies.

Psychologists from the State University of New York have conducted a study that concludes that semen is an anti-depressant. Researchers believe this may be the result of women absorbing mood altering hormones contained within CUM through the vagina.

The research team assessed the happiness of almost 300 female students using the Beck Depression Inventory (a standard measure of mood assessment) and divided them into groups according to who used condoms and who didn’t. Those who regularly didn’t use condoms were the happiest, although this declined the longer the subject went without sex. Women who used condoms were more depressed, but length of time since sex didn’t alter their mood rating. Researchers hint this could mean that semen is addictive.

They also claim that they have looked at all alternative explanations for the differences in mood (such as strength of relationships, other contraceptive methods, and personalities) and say their evidence holds up – even if the data is, at present, only “suggestive”.

This is simply an urban legend at the moment…

but, companies are always thinking up new ingredients to add to shampoos that will catch your attention. Through the years we have seen everything from eggs, to pansy flowers. So what about sperm? When you think about it, it does make a little sense. The sperm has the ability to penetrate the egg. Would it be able to penetrate the hair shaft as well?

But what would have to also be on their minds

…would anyone buy it?

The use of ultraviolet (UV) light can be of great assistance in many forms of forensic investigation. Since body fluids like CUM (semen), saliva, perspiration and vaginal fluids are naturally fluorescent, the use of a UV light source offers a unique method for locating these stains. The dried bodily fluids will naturally fluoresce when illuminated with UV light source. We can then isolate the exact location of the stain(s) to test, instead of testing the entire, large pieces of evidence such as a mattress, a carpet, a sheet, an article of clothing, etc.

It has been scientifically shown that marijuana use can impair male fertility. Studies conducted in rats have concluded that marijuana causes decreased CUM (sperm) production (spermatogenesis), decreased number of developing germ cells and decreased number of Leydig cells in the testis (cells responsible for testosterone secretion).

A recent study, conducted at the University of Buffalo in New York in 1998, reports that marijuana affects sperm function by compromising its ability to get to and fertilize the egg. The study attributes the cause to cannabinoids (compounds found in marijuana). These cannabinoids are similar to natural body substances called anandamides. University scientists believe that anandamides function in helping sperm get to and fertilize the egg. It is believed that marijuana cannabinoids are chemically similar to anandamides. Receptors meant to respond to anadamines may also respond to cannabinoids. By responding to the wrong body substance successful fertilizing of the egg may not occur.

Human sperm comes in three varieties, mixed. Some drive toward the egg, the other two exist only to kill, or to obstruct, other men’s CUM (sperm).

The relative proportions found in semen depends on the man’s belief at the time of ejaculation about whether his are the only sperm there.

This says a lot about our evolutionary past.

• Seminary, sperm and seminal fluid
• emission and ejeculate
• Load
• Tadpoles
• disseminate
• pecker golly
• baby maker / pudding / sugar / sauce
• love drops, love jelly and love fluid
• to climax, to come or just cum
• cream or sour cream and even penis or man milk
• potato soup and protein frappe
• gisim / gyt / ick / jism / jit / jiz / jizz / jizzim / jizzpressie
• Our manjizz or malejizz
• Spunk, spoof, sprog, yuck and warm
• manjam and male jelly
• man-milk, man mustard
• seed (actually analogous to pollen, since, seed is a plant zygote) and to sow and even season it
• your wad or wadd as in shoot your wad
• funk / splunk / spooge / spoogie / spuge / spunk
• to spew or squirt, also cockspit, slime, cum-snot, or even dick flem
• mayonnaise, milky way or even nectar
• quaq, quim, sploit, ssoap and scum
• salt water, salty tea and saltsauce
• pearl jam / pearl necklace (when seen on the chest of a recipient of an ejaculation)
• Juice including Go-Go Juice, dingleberry juice and juice of life / love juice
• liquid, oyster, mineral paste, marble and nut
• new age facial moisteriser